Behold! The "Jargon Slayer" Trophy!
This is what it's all about.
(This, and raising money for a great school and some dang cool nonprofits, all doing amazing things in our region.)
Each winner gets to keep and treasure this beauty until the next event, when they must come defend their title.
Every winner gets to sign their name on the base, so whatever they do in life, the memory of their conquest shall forever be preserved on a crappy gold-spray-painted chunk of plastic.