Behold! The "Jargon Slayer" Trophy!

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This is what it's all about.
 
(This, and raising money for a great school and some dang cool nonprofits, all doing amazing things in our region.)

And to that point...
The Jargon Slayer Now Has a Friend.

 
Behold as well the "Top Fun Grazer" Trophy! This equally-crappily-spray-painted masterpiece goes to the presenter who raises the most money for their charity.

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Each winner gets to keep and treasure these beauties until the next event.

Every winner gets to sign their name on the base, so whatever they do in life, the memory of their conquest shall forever be preserved on a crappy gold-spray-painted chunk of plastic.